SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM STEALING OUR MAIDBOTS BY SENDING NINJAS AFTER THEM

The government is hitting us with a lawsuit over property damage for billions of dollars allegedly caused by our Nuclear Cockroach Maidbot and claim our Maidbots destroy more city than enemies. Form at the bottom of this page

"Irreversible environment what now? What's a lawsuit?"

That's what our beloved Mar said when questioned, then she sneezed and blew up a football stadium, football sucks anyway!


The government is suing us for property and environmental damage and it's clear they are just racist against maidbots.

"Ackhtually maidbots are not technically a race" is dangerous extremist rethoric used by people who hate democracy.

Study reveals 92% of college students think the government is trying to steal our Maidbots

We conducted a study in campuses from districts that voted against the current government in the past elections about the situation, a whooping *92% agreed that the governemnt is a danger to democracy for wanting to steal our Maidbots


*Disclaimer: We counted the people who replied "Huh?" or were confused about the question  as "yes"

There is no evidence there's any downside to nuclear powered Maidbots

The government's bureau of environmental affairs sent us a paper with the details of this bogus lawsuit and their "research" backed by "scientists" is mediocre at best.

It argues that our Nuclear Cockroach and our Pyromaniac Snail girl have caused damage for over 15 billion and attach details and video footage of our Maidbots causing destruction, the paper fails to aknowledge that our Maidbots are very cute, which immediately makes any arguments against us invalid.

Sign the petition to send Ninjas to protect our Maidbots!

Your comments will be featured in this page as testimonials.

"I was off my meds when I designed that one" -Wagie

When confronted by the authorities, local delinquents Gyubeeh and Kidovah said "Nuh-huh!" and gave them a wedgie.

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Some testimonials

SIGNATURES SO FAR: 13.000.000.000

  • Lefty
  • Empraiya
  • Anon
  • Bunatorium
  • Pablo Escobar
  • Garnach
  • Sarah Montgomery
  • Armoredhorns
  • Goliathmk2
  • Lefty
  • Diana Nightbloom
  • FAZZINGA
  • Savvi Lee
  • Gundam 2018B
  • Righty

CSR

"The system is trying to closely monitor your activities and control you. We have seen this time and time again. It is time to raise and fight to protect them. First, they take your maidbots. Then, they take away your freedom. We must let them hear that the people will not acquiesce to their demands nor capitulate to their threats. We stand against the tyranny of the self imposed despots!"

Empraiya

"I’m not a big fan of the government."

Anon

"My wife's boyfriend bought me the game, it's okay."

Morgan Elise

THEY WILL NOT TOUCH OUR MAIDBOTS THEY CAN EAT A DICK OUR NINJAS WILL RUIN THEM, RUIIIIIN THEM

Goliathmk2

It's not about the property or environmental damage, the government is going after the maids cause they exposed the shoddy construction practices and worker abuse. It is a well known fact that maidbot flame throwers can't melt steel beams and when built to the ethical standard, buildings can withstand multiple nuclear detonations from cockroaches but the evidence is being suppressed by lobbyist's and corporations. And the "environmental" damage is just a blatant cover up for their failing "carbon neutral" plan, I mean COME ON PEOPLE! do you seriously think wind turbines ACTUALLY generate electricity? NO they just giant fans the government uses to blow away air pollution into neighbouring impoverished countries, don't be tricked people. WAKE UP!

Savvi Lee

Please save them!

FAZZINGA

WHAT THE F*** IS A KILOMETER

Gundam2018B

If you ask me the lawsuit is ridiculous I mean how can maidbot from a video game cause extreme amount of damage in the real world?

Righty

Well, alright.