SHOCKING: MAIDBOTS OFFICIALLY TOO CUTE FOR YOUTUBE
YouTube terminated the channel of our precious Rika Helleaven for a policy violation that never happened.
"Local Anime girl too dangerous for our community"
YouTube destroyed Chaotic Helleavaen's channel claiming it contained "Hardcore po**ography", and that they had to remove it to keep the community "safe"
However, the fact they have no idea what p**n is explains why there is so much of it in the platform.
The creator of Chaotic Helleaven attempted to reason with YouTube but after several revisions, at least three interns (or AI) determined cute anime girls are too unsafe for a platform that regularly hosts videos of shootings, animal cruelty and gore.
The real reason for the takedown remains a mystery, popular theories include the intern just not liking anime, the intern's hygiene being so poor their own smell makes them hallucinate, and poor AI.
SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM STEALING OUR MAIDBOTS BY SENDING NINJAS AFTER THEM
The government is hitting us with a lawsuit over property damage for billions of dollars allegedly caused by our Nuclear Cockroach Maidbot and claim our Maidbots destroy more city than enemies. Form at the bottom of this page
"Irreversible environment what now? What's a lawsuit?"
That's what our beloved Mar said when questioned, then she sneezed and blew up a football stadium, football sucks anyway!
The government is suing us for property and environmental damage and it's clear they are just racist against maidbots.
"Ackhtually maidbots are not technically a race" is dangerous extremist rethoric used by people who hate democracy.
Study reveals 92% of college students think the government is trying to steal our Maidbots
We conducted a study in campuses from districts that voted against the current government in the past elections about the situation, a whooping *92% agreed that the governemnt is a danger to democracy for wanting to steal our Maidbots
*Disclaimer: We counted the people who replied "Huh?" or were confused about the question as "yes"
There is no evidence there's any downside to nuclear powered Maidbots
The government's bureau of environmental affairs sent us a paper with the details of this bogus lawsuit and their "research" backed by "scientists" is mediocre at best.
It argues that our Nuclear Cockroach and our Pyromaniac Snail girl have caused damage for over 15 billion and attach details and video footage of our Maidbots causing destruction, the paper fails to aknowledge that our Maidbots are very cute, which immediately makes any arguments against us invalid.
Sign the petition to send Ninjas to protect our Maidbots!
Your comments will be featured in this page as testimonials.
"I was off my meds when I designed that one" -Wagie
When confronted by the authorities, local delinquents Gyubeeh and Kidovah said "Nuh-huh!" and gave them a wedgie.
Sign here
Some testimonials
- Lefty
- Empraiya
- Anon
- Bunatorium
- Pablo Escobar
- Garnach
- Sarah Montgomery
- Armoredhorns
- Goliathmk2
- Lefty
- Diana Nightbloom
- FAZZINGA
- Savvi Lee
- Gundam 2018B
- Righty
CSR
"The system is trying to closely monitor your activities and control you. We have seen this time and time again. It is time to raise and fight to protect them. First, they take your maidbots. Then, they take away your freedom. We must let them hear that the people will not acquiesce to their demands nor capitulate to their threats. We stand against the tyranny of the self imposed despots!"
Empraiya
"I’m not a big fan of the government."
Anon
"My wife's boyfriend bought me the game, it's okay."
Morgan Elise
THEY WILL NOT TOUCH OUR MAIDBOTS THEY CAN EAT A DICK OUR NINJAS WILL RUIN THEM, RUIIIIIN THEM
Goliathmk2
It's not about the property or environmental damage, the government is going after the maids cause they exposed the shoddy construction practices and worker abuse. It is a well known fact that maidbot flame throwers can't melt steel beams and when built to the ethical standard, buildings can withstand multiple nuclear detonations from cockroaches but the evidence is being suppressed by lobbyist's and corporations. And the "environmental" damage is just a blatant cover up for their failing "carbon neutral" plan, I mean COME ON PEOPLE! do you seriously think wind turbines ACTUALLY generate electricity? NO they just giant fans the government uses to blow away air pollution into neighbouring impoverished countries, don't be tricked people. WAKE UP!
Savvi Lee
Please save them!
FAZZINGA
WHAT THE F*** IS A KILOMETER
Gundam2018B
If you ask me the lawsuit is ridiculous I mean how can maidbot from a video game cause extreme amount of damage in the real world?
Righty
Well, alright.